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Pete Smoke (2011)

 
   
     
   
     
   Wattup!

If you're new to the site - then welcome.

If you want to see some of my work, check out the 'downloads' section.

The rest of those tabs above are pretty self-explanatory. Except for the 'about' section. I don't know why the guy put that one there. I kinda thought that's what the 'bio' section was for... Anyway, I just put interviews and stuff in there.

Also - feel free to contact me regarding any gigs both here or overseas or outerspace. Although, I will warn you that I'm not very welcome on Jupiter anymore after I made a joke about their planet-leader's large head.

Sucks, bro.

You should also add me on Facebook & Twitter. Cereal.

Below is approximately three years of ramblings.

Enjoy.

 
27 April 2012

Melbourne, Sydney, Block Party, Roadshow...

The Melbourne Comedy Festival is something else.

It's so crazy that you can be inside this entity for an entire month that seems to go forever. This tornado of fully sick comics, and parties, and late-night shows, and paranoia, and good / bad reviews, and ticket sales stress, and awards, and disappointments, and then you finally come home and it all just seems like a distant memory, and that everyone else has hardly even noticed you were gone.

I won the MICF Best Newcomer award for my show Being Black n Chicken n Shit . Myself and Ronny Chieng actually tied-won. The past winners of that award have received a return trip to the UK. Because me and Ronny both won, I hope they don't just split the prize and give us two one way tickets. If that happens, I'll be a touch suspicious that maybe this was all just an elaborate scheme by the government to get us deported.

A lot of other stuff has happened since my computer broke and I haven't been able to update this page, but it all escapes me right now. The only thing that I can really think about right now is the little piece of chicken sandwich caught between two of my back teeth. This is a job for "Toothpick Man", the world's least-respected superhero. I'd respect him right now though. Very much.

Sydney Comedy Festival is upon us and it's going to be a lot of fun too. Anthony Salame and I are going to be hosting the first official Sydney Comedy Festival Block Party which is going to be so dope that it won't be able to get through customs. Dinnertime Duke is even going to come down to bust out a Disco-Matt set with me. LIKE A BOSS.

Tix to my solo show - The Voyager Record - are available HERE.

Tix to the SCF Block Party are available HERE. 

Then I'm on the road for two weeks in QLD for MICF Roadshow... Damn I love Roadshow. I'm also touring Singapore & Hong Kong in July. That'll be sweet. I am going to eat a whole country. I haven't decided which one yet.

Oh, and a new Disco-Matt mixtape is coming....

Brace yo'self....

cereal.

 

     
  31 October 2011  
     
  Herman's w/ TDS & Dinnertime's Sydney performance debut.

Apologies for not updating recently. My computer died.

Sucks, bro.

I tried to get all technical with it. Instead of doing the right thing and just taking it in for repair, I acted like a 1970's dad and tried to fix it myself even though I don't know anything about computers.

It turns out, if you flash your computer with the wrong BIOS, you get a dead computer.

Cereal, bro.

Now - in some exciting news, I will be performing a Disco-Matt MC show at Herman's Bar at Uni of Sydney this Friday, 4th Nov 2011. 7pm. It's Free. And it will be so sick you'll want to study medicine just to cure yourself.

That's. how. sick. it's. gonna. be. cereal.

Werrrrrrrrrd.
 
     
   31 August 2011  
     
Bullets & Bearsuits...

It's Sydney Fringe Festival time, and I am pumped like a Reebok.

My show is on sale and looking good, so get on board like a passenger at the ferry terminal.

You can grab tix here like a policeman busting a scalper: Matt Okine - Bullets & Bearsuits - Sydney Fringe (of just click on the pic to the right --->)

I am spitting more similes than a Lil Wayne song.

I go to Perth on Friday for Rottofest too. It will be more awesome than a....

OK, I can't think of any more similes.... like an english major with memory loss.

BOOM!

Keep it real, homies.
 

     
  17 August, 2011  
     
Pete Smoke...

What is up, everybodz?!

I think I offended some people on twitter the other day. That is not good.

I'm currently trying to think of jokes for my upcoming Sydney Fringe Festival show. Whenever I complain about 'having to do work' to my girlfriend, she never really shows much sympathy, but then again, I think it's because most of the 'work' I need to do can actually be done while lying in my bed.

I keep having flashbacks to times in Brisbane. I miss that place a lot sometimes. For some reason, I quite often long to be aimlessly walking around Indooroopilly Shopping Town.

Is that normal?

I think I'm going to be doing some gigs around there in the first week of October, so stay tuned.

Thanks to everyone who showed support after Can of Worms. Hope you all liked it. In case you missed it, you can case you missed it, you can check out the whole episode in the Downloads secion.

Also - guys - I just finished making my latest Disco-Matt MC offering called "Pete Smoke" and I'd love it if you could have a listen, and then share it with every single person that lives in India and China. If we can get it to them, then we've covered most of the world, and I'll be rich, and I'll give you some.

You can listen to it by clicking on the pic below, or on the left under my picture.

 
pETE SMOKE by The Boilermakers

You should download it and play it in your car while you do laps of Kings Cross - like a BOSS.

No you shouldn't.

Also - tickets for my Sydney Fringe Festival show are on sale, so don't forget to grab one! They're only $10. Just click HERE and then follow the links.

That is all for now.

Werd.
     
  20 July, 2011  
     
  Can of Worms...

I think I'm going to be on Can of Worms next week. I sincerely hope I don't say something stupid.

I probably will.

Everything will be going fine, and then the word 'spaz' will slip out.

Yikes.

Also - in good news, The Future Machine is going to the International TV Festival in LA. I'm just glad because now I finally have something to tell the guys serving me at the soup van tonight.

Cereal.



p.s. I was joking about the 'spaz' thing so don't bother getting all MAC on me. I'm full PC, yo. Cereal.
 

 
     
  05 July, 2011  
     
State of Origin...

If QLD don't win State of Origin tomorrow, I'm going to glass myself.

Cereal.

I'm watching an ad at the moment that contains a couple, and like in every single ad, the girl is way better looking than her slightly overweight and dopey boyfriend. I always find this funny. Guys always imagine that they can hit above their weight, and girls always see their boyfriend as an overweight and helpless dope.

Oh god.

Am I a slightly overweight dope??

I have moved into an apartment recently, and every now and then, myself and the old lady across the road  spot each other through the windows. It's usually quite awkward. Especially because neither of us are wearing pants.

Can you please follow me on Twitter?

Cheers.

It's @mattokine. Or just click on the button at the top of this page.

Hey, I'm doing a show at the Sydney Fringe Festival 2011. It's going to be called "Bullets & Bearsuits", and I can assure you that it'll be so fully sick that you'll be octo-dropping panadols for a week. Check it out HERE.

Cereal, bro.

Also, I just got a "HIGHLY COMMENDED" in the Urban category at the Queensland Music Awards 2011 for a song I wrote last year. It's called "The End". You can listen to it below. Or listen to all my tracks at The Boilermakers.

Do it. 
Disco Matt MC - The End by The Boilermakers

xoxo
Gossip Girl.
 

     
14 June, 2011
  Two shows, One cup...

I went to the dentist today. Dentists really need to update the artwork in their waiting rooms. All they ever seem to have is pictures of rotting teeth. That sucks. Much like the owners of 'said' teeth. I'm not asking for much. Just something a bit more aesthetically pleasing. It can still be dental related. How about a picture of the Mona Lisa with some brand new shiny braces. Or a bowl of fruit with an old man's dentures stuck in it?

Whatever.

I have two shows coming up that are going to be

Fully.

Sick.

Bro.

Show One:
Disco-Matt is supporting Evil Eddie at the Step Inn in Brisbane this Friday night (17th June, 2011). Tix are only $15 on the door. I'm on stage at 8:30pm. If you're late, I'll smash ya. Dinnertime Duke is currently accepting Groupie applications. GOOD LOOKS NOT REQUIRED.

Smang.

Show Two: On the 2nd July I will be doing a replay of my Sydney Comedy Festival show, "Being Black N Chicken N Shit" at the Sydney Comedy Store. Tickets are available HERE. You should come along.

Yes.

You.

Hope you can make it!

XOXO
Disco.
Boilermakers.

 
     
 

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