I can't
wait to bust out some sweet, sweet tunes with my boy KPS and
DJ GiGsta at Stylin Up. I hope there are some strong people
in the front row cos I plan on surfing that crowd like I'm
one of those surfing dogs that always comes on at the end of
the news.
I am
watching Ellen dance at the moment, and I seriously wonder
whether she wakes up most days and just goes, "Oh god, not
again...."
I'm also
looking at a glue-stick and it reminds me of a giant
lip-balm. One would hope I never get those two mixed up, no
matter how non-toxic UHU is...
Also, the
dangerous duo of Disco-Matt MC Esquire III and Dinnertime
Duke will be putting on one hell of a show for Fete De La
Musique in Brisbane on the 21st June. WHERE exactly, I'm not
sure yet. Most likely in some gutter somewhere, rapping out
of a cardboard megaphone with an empty coffee cup in front
of us. If you're lucky, you might even get a guest
appearance from a hobo asking for change...
A hobo
called Disco-Matt MC Esquire III.
Stylin Up
09: 30th May, 2009 - Inala, Brisbane - Be there!
Peace.
25 APRIL, 2009
H20....
I've
spent the last couple of days at SeaWorld filming a few more
episodes of H20 Season 3.
My goal
is to one day have an unofficial Russian FanSite for my
Dolphin-Trainer character, Laurie. That would be ACE! I
could be saving dolphins by sculling Vodka and dancing in
the cross-armed, kicking style....
I've
scheduled a mini-tour of Brisbane for the last week of May.
I'm going to be in town helping out my boy KPS in one of his
songs at the Stylin' Up 09 Festival, and then I'll be MC'ing
LiveWired at the powerhouse on the 31st May. I love
LiveWired. For anyone who hasn't gone... GO! It's free, and
a perfect way to utilise the last few moments of a hangover.
I'm also
planning a series of Webisodes called: "The Adventure of
Disco-Matt & Mr Chips". It's about a chip-dealer and an
aspiring MC who's addicted to chips. Good times. Special
guests include: Twisties, Cheetohs, Burger-Men.... It's a
star-studded line-up, really.
And
thanks to everyone who partied with me on Easter Super
Sunday! God DAMN I Love ESS! Nothing says, "Thanks Jesus",
like watching Bizzy attempt to eat 40 McNuggets.
For all
those interested.... He did it. Next tartget = 100 McNuggets.
The rules: No spewing for 24 hours. Anyone who has succeeded
in eating 100 McNuggest in one sitting, please contact me...
now! I need to know what we're up against!
I'm out,
and don't forget to 'rate' me at Triple J Unearthed:
I was
lucky enough to be a guest panelist on SBS's new Sports quiz
show "The Squiz" last night, and it was a great heap of fun!
The other
guests were:
Stuart
MacGill (Aussie Cricketer)
Anthony Field (Blue Wiggle)
Amy Taylor (Aussie Soccer player)
& Warwick Capper (Sydney Swans)
I'm not sure if the episode will make it to air, but filming
it was definitely fun enough and I got one whole question
right! That's right -- ONE. I won't spoil the surprise, but
the question was about India.... and the olympics... and
what their first gold medal was for.... and I said
Shooting... and I was right.... *Spoiler Alert*.
Filming
of H20 starts for me again next week, where I will no doubt
be masquerading in a tight wetshirt and solving
dolphin-related crimes again. I like filming H20 because
once I wrap, I inevitably sneak into Seaworld and go on the
rides before I go home. Although... there's something kind
of sad about a 23-year-old riding roller-coasters by
himself.
I have
also dropped to an astonishing #736 on the Triple J
Unearthed charts.... From #8 to #736. That's tough! Now I
know how Victoria Beckham must have felt when she went from
the Spice Girls to a solo artist.... Ha!
The making of the next EP has begun, so brace yo'self! But
in the meantime, you can listen to Disco-Matt MC Esquire
III's genius songs here by clicking the banner below:
Or by downloading
it from the "DOWNLOADS" section where I have also
unashamedly put a clip of my McDonalds ad..... Ahhh, the
life of an 'artist'.
Peace.
01 MARCH, 2009
FIRST
DAY...
It's the
first day of Autumn!
I
actually don't really care much for Autumn, other than that
my birthday is during it. It's always been one of those
seasons which doesn't really mean much.
The
PROTOS Collective is going to have a roast tonight though!
I'm thinking lamb. I went to the fish markets today and it
was disgusting as usual. It's ALWAYS a let down. I don't
know why I bother going back. EVERY time I think it's going
to be better than the last time, but instead I end up
shoving deep-fried shit into my mouth and wishing I'd just
bought a sandwich. A sandwich with lettuce. And other
ingredient.
Ingredients.
Disco-Matt MC Esquire III is currently trying to get gigs at
the moment, but it's turning out surprisingly difficult! I
think the reality of nobody employing a comic who's never
done a music gig in his life is starting to sink in. So far,
my next gig is in 2010.... NO shit! Ultimo Pyrmont Community
Festival at this time, but in 2010!! I think my best chance
from here is to become a busker in the Sydney Central
Station tunnel.... or one of those guys with the portable PA
and unicycle at Southbank. At least people will be forced
to listen.....
Went
to the Roxbury hotel last night and saw some good quality
live comedy. It's a great night and everybody needs to start
going to comedy that's close to home! Do it. It's fun.It's
cheap. And it's fun.... and cheap. The three supports (John
Cruikshank, Amanda Gray and my good friend, Lap Phan) did a
fantastic job warming us up for Axis of Awesome, who did
what they do best. Be the bearing of X & Y remarkability.
Now
it's time for me to shove my product into your cheeks!
If you
haven't listened to the new E.P, you should definitely do
it.
DISCO-MATT MC ESQUIRE III has taken the plunge and entered
Triple J's Unearthed competition, and he desperately needs
your help! Can you please 'rate' his songs....??? PLEASE???
Just
click on the little banner below and listen, rate and review
to your hearts content!
I
would recommend rating it 5 stars out of 5, however I may be
a touch biased....
I'm sorry that I always have to ask favours of you all. I
don't know what's worse, Disco-Matt MC Esquire III
constantly needing people's popularity votes, or Disco-Matt
MC Esquire III constantly referring to himself in third
person....
I need
all the help I can get, so please tell as many people as you
can!
Please
click the CD Cover below, or alternatively become a uber-loser
for NOT listening to the biggest thing since T.A.T.U dropped
their lesbian-inspired hits.
Believe
it!
As
you might be able to read, I've decided to expand my name
to "Disco-Matt MC Esquire III". It might seem
strange for most of you to read. Especially those of you
unable to remember the FIRST TWO Disco-Matt MC Esquire's,
but I figure The New Start = A New Beginning = A New Title
to dominate proceedings with..... Ya hear?!
Click
picture. Listen. Enjoy. Pay me out later.....
Peace.
18
AUGUST, 2008
THE
ROAD TO LONDON....
I
have decided that I'm going to the next Olympics. Not
as a lame spectating sport-groupie, but as a full-blown
Olympian.
The
Sport in which I will compete? Swimming....
How
on earth am I going to make the olympics in a sport that
I am utterly HOPELESS in? Well - Observe the plan....
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21
JULY, 2008
Wow....
Has
it been THAT long?
You
must forgive me though, because it was in fact my computer's
fault that we haven't spoken in so long. The stupid power
chord busted, and you have NO idea how difficult it is
to get a new power chord for an old piece of shit laptop.
Since
my last post, I've invested in a home brew kit. Yes! That's
right! Homebrew..... I did this for two reasons. 1) Because....
For
the fantastic few that look at this site, I beg you to
check out the poster for Kings of the WaterCooler - Myself
and Bart Freebairns debut comedy festival show! The link
to the poster is below:
I
leave for Adelaide on Sunday, where I shall reside for
two weeks while we do the show for the Fringe Festival,
and then it's on to Melbourne for a month.
In
other news, myself and the team at 20 O'Connor st received
a loving letter from some neighbours....
I
recently had the "fortune" of going to Miami
to audition for NBC's Last Comic Standing 6.
While
I was completely expecting a fun trip, accompanied by
the soul-destroying tolls of reality TV, what I didn't
expect, was my housemate, and good friend, Gizmo, to sneak
into my bag in the middle of the night, and come along
for the ride.
Below
is a personal photo-diary maintained by Gizmo for his
trip. Sadly, Gizmo likes to talk in third person....
_______________________________________________
GIZMO
DOES MIAMI
Fed
up with getting no Mogwi-love in Sydney, and needing a
break from his addictive partying lifestyle, Gizmo decided
to grab his bags and set out to get some sweet, sweet
American poon-tang.
He
headed to the airport to say one last goodbye to Nick
Sun. Gizmo says goodbye like most normal people, by simply
waving and saying "bye", but Nick Sun had a
different 'goodbye' in mind, taking it as one last chance
to finger-pump Gizzy's crotch, while yelling "That's
for making Gremlins 2, fool!"
Gizmo
replied, saying "let's just be friends..." before
setting off to the International Terminal....
It's
finally here, ladies and gentlemen -- Brace yo'self! It's
ALL still in the beta stages though, so PLEASE bare with
me. First of all, I'd like to thank Mr. Olly Lindemann
for doing such a bang-up job on the design, graphics and
layout. You're a champ, dude!
Now....
do I actually have any "news"??
Well,
Bart and I will be performing our Melbourne Comedy Festival
show at....
I
REALLY NEEDTO CHANGE MY PICTURE: Seriously.... I'm well
aware of how old and ridiculous that picture up above
is. Only problem is -- I don't know how to change it!
I took a course in web design at Uni, and now I can't
remember a damn thing about it!
Oh well - The main focus of this blog is to notify you
ALL that I'm in plans to do a show at the Adelaide Fringe
Festival, and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival
with Bart Freebairn next year.
WOO!!
We are going to rip the shit outta those towns......
There
are days that go down in history as 'life-changing'.
Many of you will remember exactly where you were, and
what you were doing, the moment that you heard about
the events of September 11. Some of you will have lived
through (and can remember) the first Moon-Landing, and
most of you will remember the time I scored 84 off 56
balls against Terrace in the last GPS cricket game I
ever played....
Life-changing stuff....
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