- Never order chips at closing time. Lazy mofos never give them the fry they deserve.
- I'm a part of this pretty epic #MICF show tonight. Come along, you won't be disappointed: The Wrestling - http://t.co/A7VsM2G1PJ
- Me and China just laughed at the fact a guy in the building had pizzas delivered at 11am. 20mins later, we walked back in with pizzas.
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The last month has been full-on. Edinburgh was everything I could’ve imagined (plus a killer flu), and the gigs at the Soho Theatre have been awesome. I got nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award which definitely made the killer flu worth it. I’ll be on the TV back in Australia pretty...04/09/2013
We won! Best of the Fest (Local) at the Sydney Comedy Festival 2013. We spent the night popping bottles and pretending we were in a low-budget hip-hop video. I’ve just spent the last 4 weeks on the Melbourne Comedy Festival Roadshow. So excellent. In Canberra, Jordan from Axis of Awesome taught us...18/06/2013
There is a wasp in my loungeroom and it doesn’t seem to want to leave. I really don’t know what to do about it. I’m keeping the door open so that it flies out, but I’m starting to get paranoid that it’s just going to call its mates and...29/04/2013
It’s the second day of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival , and it’s been so freaking awesome. Triple J‘s Good Az Friday was dope as, and I’m seriously looking forward to hosting the RAW grand final in a couple of weeks. I made this film clip for one of...29/03/2013