- I wear the same shirt to work but with a day in between to give the allusion that washing's taken place.
- They should call that Find My iPad app , "Dear Illuminati, Can You Hear Me? It's Me, Matt".
- We got Zeljko Kalac, Billy Birmingham, & The Baby Animals all live in the studio if you wanna come to #ThursdayFC. http://t.co/2ZaedHLFOf
- Soft drink bottles should come with little chewing gum holders.
- Time spent cooking tacos always breaks up as 3% prep; 8% cooking; 89% resisting the urge to get wrist-deep in grated cheese.
- I need to start living life or else every morn on Triple J next year will be about last night's episode of Selling Houses Australia.
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The last month has been full-on. Edinburgh was everything I could’ve imagined (plus a killer flu), and the gigs at the Soho Theatre have been awesome. I got nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award which definitely made the killer flu worth it. I’ll be on the TV back in Australia pretty...04/09/2013
We won! Best of the Fest (Local) at the Sydney Comedy Festival 2013. We spent the night popping bottles and pretending we were in a low-budget hip-hop video. I’ve just spent the last 4 weeks on the Melbourne Comedy Festival Roadshow. So excellent. In Canberra, Jordan from Axis of Awesome taught us...18/06/2013
There is a wasp in my loungeroom and it doesn’t seem to want to leave. I really don’t know what to do about it. I’m keeping the door open so that it flies out, but I’m starting to get paranoid that it’s just going to call its mates and...29/04/2013
It’s the second day of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival , and it’s been so freaking awesome. Triple J‘s Good Az Friday was dope as, and I’m seriously looking forward to hosting the RAW grand final in a couple of weeks. I made this film clip for one of...29/03/2013