Some believe that I am the modern day answer to the Hulk.

When the Hulk gets really mad, he turns green and grows really big and is almost indestructable.

We are almost EXACTLY the same.

Except I don't need to get mad to transform.... oh no. Instead, when I lock myself in a room with an old version of Fruity Loops and a tattered old microphone, I turn into a massive wanker with indestructable delusions of grandeur.

I become a Hip-Hop legend yet to be discovered.

I become a being of MGA (Mass Groupie Attraction).

I become...... Disco-Matt MC Esquire.

Believe the hype!

You see, there are days that go down in history as 'life-changing'.

Many of you will remember exactly where you were, and what you were doing, the moment that you heard about the events of September 11. Some of you will have lived through (and can remember) the first Moon-Landing, and most of you will remember the time I scored 84 off 56 balls against Terrace in the last GPS cricket game I ever played....

Life-changing stuff....

Ladies and gentlemen - Today is no different! For it is today that Disco-Matt MC finally releases his long-awaited sophomore album, "The Bling".

On downloading (and listening to) such aural gold, some of you will cry, some of you will laugh, some of you will turn it off after a few minutes, and some of you will thrust your punani's against your computer screens, hoping that somehow you could possibly fall pregnant to me via cyberspace.

Most of you, however, will treat it much like sex - forgetting about me as soon as another album with longer legs and bigger boobs walks past....

Regardless! Should you have a spare 20 minutes on your hands (and I know you do - you're on my website, for christs sake), then do yourself a favour and listen to what a real man does in his bedroom....

(Head straight to the DOWNLOADS section to sample the goodness)

.Peace ya'll.

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