NEW WEBSITE -- WOO!!

It's finally here, ladies and gentlemen -- Brace yo'self! It's ALL still in the beta stages though, so PLEASE bare with me. First of all, I'd like to thank Mr. Olly Lindemann for doing such a bang-up job on the design, graphics and layout. You're champ, dude!

Now.... do I actually have any "news"??

Well, Bart and I will be performing our Melbourne Comedy Festival show at the Forum Theatre, six nights a week, from the 19th March 2008, to the 12th April 2008 (my birthday -- woo!!) If you're not in Melbourne for any of that period, I'd suggest locking yourself in a dark dungeon or buying a really cool mask, because you'll probably never want to show your face in public again. Our show WILL rock harder than an Alzeihmer-stricken Ozzy Osbourne trying to bite the head off a disabled Pidgeon, and if you miss out on seeing it, then Bart and I will never, EVER, dance the tango with you. Now, I can't dance the tango, but I'm not even going to learn if you're not going to come!

Peace ya'll.