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  12 DECEMBER, 2007  
 

The Download section is up and running, so check out all of my D/L 'able Goodness!!

WOO!!

I still really want a Wii. Sometimes I wake up holding a tennis racquet because I want to play so much. I like Wii tennis because I can play tennis and then watch Judge Judy straight afterwards. And I don't need to towel-down afterwards.

Whenever you watch tennis, the players always look straight to their racquets and fiddle with their strings, as if to silently claim that their missed shot was because of their strings...

You can't do that with the Wii. But you CAN blame it on the sensor-thingy. And that beats blaming strings ANYDAY.

WOO!!

Peace.

 
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04 DECEMBER, 2007
 
 

NEW WEBSITE -- WOO!!

It's finally here, ladies and gentlemen -- Brace yo'self! It's ALL still in the beta stages though, so PLEASE bare with me. First of all, I'd like to thank Mr. Olly Lindemann for doing such a bang-up job on the design, graphics and layout. You're a champ, dude!

Now.... do I actually have any "news"??

Well, Bart and I will be performing our Melbourne Comedy Festival show at....

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25 OCTOBER, 2007
 
 

I REALLY NEEDTO CHANGE MY PICTURE: Seriously.... I'm well aware of how old and ridiculous that picture up above is. Only problem is -- I don't know how to change it! I took a course in web design at Uni, and now I can't remember a damn thing about it!
Oh well - The main focus of this blog is to notify you ALL that I'm in plans to do a show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival, and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with Bart Freebairn next year.
WOO!!
We are going to rip the shit outta those towns......

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  30 JULY, 2007  
 

There are days that go down in history as 'life-changing'.
Many of you will remember exactly where you were, and what you were doing, the moment that you heard about the events of September 11. Some of you will have lived through (and can remember) the first Moon-Landing, and most of you will remember the time I scored 84 off 56 balls against Terrace in the last GPS cricket game I ever played....
Life-changing stuff....

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