I REALLY NEEDTO CHANGE MY PICTURE: Seriously.... I'm well aware of how old and ridiculous that picture up above is. Only problem is -- I don't know how to change it! I took a course in web design at Uni, and now I can't remember a damn thing about it!

Oh well - The main focus of this blog is to notify you ALL that I'm in plans to do a show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival, and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with Bart Freebairn next year.

WOO!!

We are going to rip the shit outta those towns......

I don't know how much more I can disclose about the shows because I've been told by "Secret Services" that my comedic gold is now being saught after by Osama Bin Laden. Infact, I was walking down the street telling a joke to myself the other day, and a plane flew into my mouth!

By "Plane", I mean "moth"..... but I was still scared.

Matt and Bart (or Bart and Matt - whichever way you look at it) are going to kick some ass in Melbourne, baby! WOO!! Believe the hype!! People haven't been this excited since I released "The Bling" a year too late....

Oh - also, I'm working on a new collection of "Crap-Rap", which will make all the girls quiver at the knees, and will make all the boys get sex changes so that they too can quiver....

Believe it!

Hope you're all well and that you've voted for me (rovedaily.com.au) - Be there, or be square.

Are you square?

EXACTLY!

Speak soon, ya'll.

Peace.