For the fantastic few that look at this site, I beg you to check out the poster for Kings of the WaterCooler - Myself and Bart Freebairns debut comedy festival show! The link to the poster is below:

WaterCoolerKings.com

I leave for Adelaide on Sunday, where I shall reside for two weeks while we do the show for the Fringe Festival, and then it's on to Melbourne for a month.

In other news, myself and the team at 20 O'Connor St received a loving letter from some neighbours in the area.

The letter is long and drawn out, but it pretty much contains the following.

"CAN THE RUDE F*CKWITS ACROSS THE ROAD PLEASE SHUT THE F!*K UP AFTER MIDNIGHT. WE CAN HEAR ALL OF THE RIDICULOUS BULLSH!T THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTHES AND WE'RE SICK OF BEING KEPT UP AT NIGHT LISTENING TO IT!!!"

Of course, the letter was far more polite and well written, but it's still never a flattering thought, realising that every drunken conversation you've ever had has been heard by 15 sleepless neighbours. What makes the situation worse, is that the letter was addressed to the people in the house next to us as well. This would be fine if the people next door to us actually MADE any noise ever, but I haven't heard a single peep from them since I've been here. In fact, the fellow neighbours that got blamed have been SO quiet, that I wouldn't be surprised if I went over there one day with cookies to welcome myself to the neighbourhood, only to be the one to discover the old, rotting, corpse of some widow that nobody realised had died because they hadn't dared leave the house since the passing of their loved one.

SO - Having realised how inconsiderate myself, and the other drunkards at 20 O'Connor St have been, I hereby apologise to our neighbours, and the good people of Chippendale. ALL of us in the household work nights, and we've clearly forgotten that night time is ideal ONLY for sleeping and the occasional break-and-enter.

Now -- with that said, come to KINGS OF THE WATERCOOLER!!! I know this hasn't been a funny blog, but I promise the show will be. Plus, we've blown WAY too much money on it so far, and if we don't get it back, there's a good chance I'll have to turn my bedroom into a speed lab to recoup my overheads, and Bart will have to start offering happy endings to his already suspicioius "Pet Massage" sessions....

Check it out.

Seriously.

Ten.

No - wait - fuck that.

Just come.

Peace.

I recently had the "fortune" of going to Miami to audition for NBC's Last Comic Standing 6.

While I was completely expecting a fun trip, accompanied by the soul-destroying tolls of reality TV, what I didn't expect, was my housemate, and good friend, Gizmo, to sneak into my bag in the middle of the night, and come along for the ride.

Below is a personal photo-diary maintained by Gizmo for his trip. Sadly, Gizmo likes to talk in third person....

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GIZMO DOES MIAMI

Fed up with getting no Mogwi-love in Sydney, and needing a break from his addictive partying lifestyle, Gizmo decided to grab his bags and set out to get some sweet, sweet American poon-tang.

He headed to the airport to say one last goodbye to Nick Sun. Gizmo says goodbye like most normal people, by simply waving and saying "bye", but Nick Sun had a different 'goodbye' in mind, taking it as one last chance to finger-pump Gizzy's crotch, while yelling "That's for making Gremlins 2, fool!"

Gizmo replied, saying "let's just be friends..." before setting off to the International Terminal....

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The Download section is up and running, so check out all of my D/L 'able Goodness!!

WOO!!

I still really want a Wii. Sometimes I wake up holding a tennis racquet because I want to play so much. I like Wii Tennis because

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NEW WEBSITE -- WOO!!

It's finally here, ladies and gentlemen -- Brace yo'self! It's ALL still in the beta stages though, so PLEASE bare with me. First of all, I'd like to thank Mr. Olly Lindemann for doing such a bang-up job on the design, graphics and layout. You're a champ, dude!

Now.... do I actually have any "news"??

Well, Bart and I will be performing our Melbourne Comedy Festival show at....

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I REALLY NEEDTO CHANGE MY PICTURE: Seriously.... I'm well aware of how old and ridiculous that picture up above is. Only problem is -- I don't know how to change it! I took a course in web design at Uni, and now I can't remember a damn thing about it!
Oh well - The main focus of this blog is to notify you ALL that I'm in plans to do a show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival, and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with Bart Freebairn next year.
WOO!!
We are going to rip the shit outta those towns......

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